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Death Calculator
Discover your final day…
✦ I. Identity ✦
Your Name
Date of Birth
Gender
(optional)
— Unspecified —
Male
Female
Other
Height (cm)
Weight (kg)
✦ II. Health & Body ✦
Physical Condition
🏋 Athletic
🚶 Fit
⚖ Average
🛋 Unfit
♿ Disabled
Known Illnesses / Conditions
(optional)
Average Sleep per Night
— Select —
Under 5 hours (cursed)
5–6 hours
7–8 hours (optimal)
9+ hours
Vices
(select all that apply)
🚬 Smoking
🍺 Alcohol
💊 Substances
🍔 Junk Food
✦ None
✦ III. The Past ✦
Serious Past Events
(select all that apply)
🚗 Accident
🔪 Surgery
🧠 Trauma
💀 Near Death
☠ Poisoning
✦ None
Describe briefly
(optional)
✦ IV. Lifestyle ✦
Stress Level
(1 = peaceful, 10 = constantly burning)
5
Diet Quality
— Select —
Excellent (whole foods, balanced)
Good (mostly healthy)
Average
Poor (mostly processed)
Terrible (barely surviving)
Exercise Frequency
— Select —
Daily
4–5× per week
2–3× per week
Rarely
Never (one with the couch)
Social Life
👥 Social
⚖ Balanced
🌑 Loner
🕯 Hermit
✦ V. The Dark Questions ✦
Do you feel something is watching you?
Always
Sometimes
Never
Have you ever cheated death?
Yes — narrowly
Not yet
Multiple times
How often do you think about death?
Never
Rarely
Often
Every day
Your relationship with risk
🔥 Thrill-seeker
⚖ Moderate
🛡 Cautious
😰 Paranoid
Do you believe in fate?
Yes — all is written
Somewhat
No — I make my own path
If you had to leave last words right now…
☠ Seal My Fate ☠
Your Fate Has Been Sealed
✝ Purely fictional & for entertainment only. No real prediction is made. ✝